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If he ascended into the heavens instead of leaving a dead body to be buried in the vicinity of Rennes-le-Chateau then surely he must be up there somewhere?

2007-12-15 20:03:08 · 4 answers · asked by Jonathan 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Jesus is much too clever for that. He prefers showing up on tortilla chips and trees instead. You never know quite where you'll find him.

2007-12-16 01:13:43 · answer #1 · answered by Sir Michael L. Foley 2 · 2 1

If Your serious then you are confusing Where Heaven is located. It's located in another plane of existence, not in the stars.

If you thinks this somehow proves that God is a myth then you are a moron.

And If you are just kidding, Well, Is not as funny as you think.

2007-12-15 20:12:14 · answer #2 · answered by Vidocq 6 · 1 0

Seriously...do we really need these Jesus Freaks to get even MORE whacked out of their gourd from seeing Jesus in the stars?

Nah...the occasional Mary on a grilled cheese sandwich is quite enough, thank you.

2007-12-16 07:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by Ana 5 · 1 0

I would refer you to this book:

http://www.bestprices.com/cgi-bin/vlink/0934666024BT?source=GBase

by E. Raymond Capt.

He wrote about the message in the stars, and quote the Bible when doing it. " The Heavens declare the Glory of God", the Glory of God is Christ.

2007-12-15 20:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 1 0

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