Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 minutes
(Important: Read Out Loud)
English Phrase / Chinese Translation
1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong
2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao
4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King
5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan
7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat
9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim
10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King
12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo
14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka
15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. "Great"......................... Su Pah
2007-12-15 19:38:34 · 13 answers · asked by sk8jew 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no i didnt get it there
2007-12-16 07:36:09 · update #1
DING DANG DONG
THAT WAS
SU PHA
2007-12-15 19:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are some tips for your Chinese learning:
1. Making friends with local Chinese people is always one of the best ways, most of them are eager to improve English by chatting with foreigners. so..win-win. You may find language partner at some forums.
2. Attend some courses at a University or private training center.
3. Or you may study online at you leisure-time with some internet tools. A website introduced in the facebook http://www.chinesetime.cn It's good . they can teach you Mandarine with a series of systematic courses through Skype.
4. Use the social network like Facebook.com, there are a lot of groups for Chinese learning. Such as Learn Chinese: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2372234064 You can get some Tutorial Video there. and Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 minutes group!!! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2213647922
2007-12-16 15:03:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke --
Yu Fa Nee !
Wai Ming Chu Kul Long?
Aip ee Mai Pans.
Yu Bing Lo Tse Fu Nees.
Ai Tan Ku !
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2007-12-16 01:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to discover Mandarin but you have no clue exactly where to begin then a course for Mandarin is the very best on the internet program for the beginners since it really starts with the basis.
2016-06-04 10:52:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It’s really hard for a beginner to learn Chinese without a teacher. I used to ask the similar questions when I began to learn Chinese, and often get cold feet. But now I have fallen in love learning Chinese. Would you please join the online language school http://www.hellomandarin.net where I am learning? You will be able to practice Chinese with Beijing volunteers. I have got a lot of fun, and learn Chinese easier and faster. Good luck to your learning Chinese!
2007-12-15 23:01:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So..
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2014-08-04 07:09:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think is the same . All babys learn simple sonnds like"papa""mama"
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2016-04-14 09:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. That's actually very funny. I bet some tool will call you racist though. Good luck!
2007-12-15 19:42:34 · answer #8 · answered by damienabbey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, hey by any chance did you get this off of funnyjunk.com? just wondering cauze they have some thing like this on there.
2007-12-16 04:13:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Easy? Hah! It's all Chinese to me.
2007-12-15 19:41:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny but all Greek to me.
2007-12-15 19:47:15 · answer #11 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋