just left over buckets of KFC?
2007-12-15 18:06:19 · 26 answers · asked by Christian Froot 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are crazy. They are clearly Popeye's, not KFC.
2007-12-15 18:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by PFitz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol left over buckets of KFC?
Haha I like that joke.
Anyways, Satan is the master of lies. He is smart, I can tell you that. But he is not as intelligent as the Lord. Satan knows that he is going to be banished forever into hell once Jesus comes and judgment day arrives. And since Satan is so wickedly smart, he is going to take as many people with him as he can.
Nobody really knows if dinosaurs truly existed, there are proofs though, so they must have existed, right? Nobody knows the phenomena of ghosts, magical creatures, vampires, or aliens. But God knows. The devil is here to deceive us from the Lords word, to lead us away from Heaven, away from being eternally holy and saved.
2007-12-16 02:10:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
satan the one snake whom decieved Adam's wife in the garden to bring about evolution. Is the reason the three snakes that are one as well is apart of voodoo. The three snake spirit is Cain. The fruit of the decpetion. With Cain evolution took place.
To look at it in more simpler form hopefully, is God is the one soul and Adam would be the one who carried soul, image (body), and spirit because Adam was first man. In order for the three snakes to come about the one snake needed a person to go through who was already here on earth with soul, image (body), and spirit.
This is the very reason why the Trinity is very complicated to understand because Jesus Christ is not the son. He is God. He says He is the Son of God because God who is the Creator was born in place of His son to save mankind from the three snakes and the one snake. That is the mess the one snake made with the deception that took place in the beginning in the garden. That is why the Virgin Mary can be looked at as the Mother of all Living. In which she is not. It is Jesus Christs' wife who is the Mother of all Living. That is the Lambs wife, the Mother of all Living. The Virgin Mary is Jesus Christs' mother. That is what God gained by coming to live and be the Saviour of the whole world, a mother, brothers, and sisters. I am sure He loves Joseph as a father even tho He comes from no man.
That is the ongoing war between good and evil has to do with spiritual power to create here on earth.
2007-12-16 02:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by white_painted_lady 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe Satan has no power to create and he can only imitate. I believe Satan can counterfeit the real thing. He does decieve. He comes to "steal, kill, and destroy". He roams like a hungry lion seeking whom he may devour. There is only ONE creator. And I don't understand your dinosaur question. I realize I will be ridiculed for what I believe and my opinions are not of the popular majority.
2007-12-16 02:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually, at the time of the dinosaurs, satan did possess the power of creation! Her turning the dinosaurs into fighting machines was part of why she lost her right to create any more! It leed to the earths destuction several times!
2007-12-16 02:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!! Left over buckets of kfc.. funny.
2007-12-16 02:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by ** 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got as far as the first five words and then lost interest.
Santa is an imaginary entity. It is not real. So is Satan!
2007-12-16 02:14:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course Satan can't create if he could then he would be god
his job is to rule over the lost souls in Purgatory
AWFUL BIG buckets dont u think
2007-12-16 02:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by Stephen B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Here I was ready to say I don't believe in Satan, but now I'm too busy LMAO!
2007-12-16 02:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, wow if that's true then i want to ask KFC where the heck they found such large chickens at=)
2007-12-16 02:16:13 · answer #10 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe Satan is imaginary, and you've been eating too many pieces of chicken fried in eleven herbs and spices.
2007-12-16 02:09:12 · answer #11 · answered by TitoBob 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋