An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following
conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I
picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel,
where I had s*ex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody."
2007-12-15 17:51:37 · 15 answers · asked by Nola 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahaha, i didnt know that my grandpa decided to tell everyone!
haha jk
2007-12-15 18:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one
2007-12-15 18:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by Lucy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL way to go grandpa
2007-12-15 17:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I actually LOL!
2007-12-15 18:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GIT R DONE gramps! hahaha
2007-12-15 18:10:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-12-15 18:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very funny
2007-12-15 18:12:04 · answer #7 · answered by just me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahaha. I get it! lol.
2007-12-15 18:01:04 · answer #8 · answered by ஐღKellyღஐ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...v v v v v good
2007-12-15 17:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by skippa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! good one!!!
2007-12-15 18:09:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋