A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his
wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said,
"You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his
side.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said,"You're
cute."
The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was
now
"cute." She asked, "What happened to beautiful?"
The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off."
2007-12-15 17:48:54 · 9 answers · asked by Nola 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh dear. Hahaha. Funny.
2007-12-15 19:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Funny
2007-12-15 18:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by ஐღKellyღஐ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. but i only had one surgery and don't remember when i woke up.it was weird.
2007-12-15 17:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by mags 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny :)
2007-12-15 19:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Tahlia. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-15 22:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL great joke.
2007-12-15 18:02:25 · answer #6 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-12-15 17:51:43 · answer #7 · answered by Koizora~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was great
2007-12-15 17:53:28 · answer #8 · answered by azn boy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao...liked that.
2007-12-15 19:57:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋