A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his
priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together,
but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again for your penance, say five
Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then
walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then
started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over
to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor
box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
2007-12-15 17:46:34 · 14 answers · asked by Nola 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your jokes are funny!! did you make them up by yourself?
2007-12-15 18:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a really good 1! herez a star for u
2007-12-16 02:22:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny, but like in the wrong way ha ha ah still funny though
2007-12-16 01:48:55 · answer #3 · answered by iloveyou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! Great joke! So..... to be forgiven you have to give the church money, huh?
2007-12-16 01:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by Tragedy Crept 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHAAHHAH thats was funny good one! a star
2007-12-16 01:49:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhaa. I love it.
2007-12-16 01:59:15 · answer #6 · answered by ஐღKellyღஐ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice joke
2007-12-16 05:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny it almost made me cry
2007-12-16 01:57:35 · answer #8 · answered by Koizora~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. funny
2007-12-16 02:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. i was expecting some other endings... but it's nice.
2007-12-16 06:06:54 · answer #10 · answered by True R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋