i have been an atheist for the past ten years. but i finally found a "religion" i can relate to. i urge all atheists to check this out. has anyone heard of it? who here has been touched by his noodly appendage?
2007-12-15 16:42:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Heathens, read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster and pray to Him for enlightenment. The Gospel teaches that if you pray hard enough, you will be touched by His Noodly Appendage, and you will Know that it is True. This process is superficially similar to that used by the false religions to justify their beliefs, but for them it is only the power of suggestion operating on impressionable young minds. The resemblance is purely coincidental, because the FSM is Real. RAmen.
2007-12-16 04:35:52 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, I see what the priority is right here. You (and, to be truthful, very just about everybody who opposes gay marriage) have at a loss for words civil and non secular marriage. with a view to get a marriage recognized, it is going to be officiated by making use of somebody with the authority to attain this. this is many times a decide, Justice of the Peace, elected respected which include a mayor, in some places the county/city clerk, or a Justice of the Peace. some jurisdictions enable non secular officers to accomplish this duty besides; in the event that they do, they are going to enormously plenty would desire to enhance the comparable authority to an FSM minister, because of the fact no respected (we are hoping) would be stupid sufficient to disclose themselves to a slam-dunk First modification case by making use of refusing. otherwise what occurs is a separation of the civil ceremony and the non secular ceremony, wherein case no respected will care who consists of out the non secular ceremony, because of the fact it is the civil ceremony it is respected interior the eyes of the state. Edited to respond: If that's what you're asking, i will follow the element I buried in my wall of text fabric: i'd wager that no public respected would threat an open-and-close First modification case by making use of refusing to renowned an FSM minister as legally empowered to accomplish a marriage. yet i'm neither a lawyer nor a well-known modification pupil, so i won't be able to quote any precedent for you, i'm afraid.
2016-11-03 10:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM is amazing. I laughed so hard when I found the website. If I felt the need for religion I would definitely think of joining them. Arrrggggghhhh!
RAmen
2007-12-15 16:53:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow hahaha CL richardson has obviously never heard of Science. Or apparently a Science book.
2007-12-15 16:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by Pathofreason.com 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Haha well, if people believe in an invisible sky fairy, we can believe in the flying spaghetti monster too! Yeah.Me. I ate his leg though.Thank god he's merciful and lets me off without frying me as a meatball in hell.
2007-12-15 16:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I too have been touched by his noodly appendage. ramen!!!
2007-12-15 16:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need to go to the Olive Garden to be baptized in the never ending pasta bowl.
2007-12-15 16:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by blue chaos soɐɥɔ ǝnlq 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Remember, FSM loves you infinitely more than you love Him. Spread the good news! Salvation is through His sauciness.
My life changed at Olive Garden, when He came to me covered in butter and garlic.
2007-12-15 16:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by Alex H 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I've already had my giggle.
But my personal favorite is Landover Baptist Church...
2007-12-15 16:48:46 · answer #9 · answered by Sapere Aude 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have to believe in Cod to join?
2007-12-15 16:55:45 · answer #10 · answered by Petrushka's Ghost 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋