A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
He noticed one man in the front row nodding knowingly. "Yes?" the doctor says, asking the man to speak aloud.
"Wedding cake."
2007-12-15 15:49:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha Good one! I have been married two times and have never had wedding cake.
2007-12-16 13:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do Americans eat
2016-05-24 03:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha' wow what a truth i am havitng troubles of eating it since last nine years
2007-12-15 16:31:03 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loll nice but i would have to disagree with that person have you ever seen the 2 girls 1 cup vid ?
2007-12-15 17:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by azn boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-12-15 18:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
: ) funny but I was dumb and read the end first because it stuck out a bit then I went back and read the actual joke... : ( oh well it was still funny.
2007-12-15 16:14:44 · answer #6 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree. Nice.
2007-12-15 15:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He-He, as many divorces as there are today, I guess that would actually be true!!
2007-12-15 16:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by Trea (pron.tree) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.!! marriage!
2007-12-18 15:06:52 · answer #9 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA. thats a good one!
2007-12-16 11:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by megnalon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋