An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years.
He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous eriction.
"You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed, "What do you think we ought to do with it?"
With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it."
2007-12-15 15:47:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.....no fun for the old man...lol
2007-12-15 20:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny !!!! I just started my overnight shift at work tired as heck but you have put a smile on my face. TY
2007-12-15 23:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by Samijo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A+ man,
2007-12-16 06:04:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its gettin hot in here lets take off all our clothes -- get down on it da da da-- get down on it.
2007-12-18 12:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Hilarious!
2007-12-16 21:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha, dis is 2 funny!! very funny.
2007-12-16 12:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That's hilarious!
2007-12-16 04:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2007-12-16 02:34:55 · answer #8 · answered by Trish 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh F()ck!That was funny.
2007-12-16 00:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh, poor old man
2007-12-17 02:18:26 · answer #10 · answered by cathrine g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋