A guy is out with buddies. He has few drinks served by a gorgeous barmaid, but being a true-to-his-wife kind of guy, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She awakes with a start, spits out the tablets, and demands to know, "What did you put in my mouth?"
"Two aspirin," he says.
"But I don't have a headache!" she says, a bit irritated.
"That," he says, sliding in next to her, "is all I wanted to hear."
2007-12-15 15:42:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
smart guy!!!!!!
i really agree to the idea that headache is the common excuse to that ^_^
2007-12-16 16:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smart Hubby
2007-12-16 00:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!!!
2007-12-16 04:27:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha Funny!
2007-12-16 21:42:53 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sooooo funny!!! I had to call my husband at work and tell him!!!!!
2007-12-19 14:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, but still raised a chuckle ;-)
2007-12-15 23:46:08 · answer #6 · answered by Harry Monk (18 'til I Dry) 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
smile
2007-12-16 17:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very tricky
2007-12-16 02:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he's a mister trickster
2007-12-18 12:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good...I've never heard it before!
ohhh now i feel lonely
2007-12-16 00:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋