1. Flex my muscles to impress women
2. Jump on top of a truck and slam 2 cans of beer together
3. Give Angels beer baths
4. Use foul language
5. Speed down a road in the country side
Now this might not seem like a serious question to most people, but to me this is serious. If I can't to do those things, then I think I wouldn't even want to go some boring heaven.
Now could I do those things?
2007-12-15 15:36:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you can concieve of a heaven that women are impressed by your muscles, then so be it! Heaven is what you make it! I'm sure angels might get a kick out of a beer bath in heaven, why not? Foul language is in the eye of the beholder, and if speeding down the road in the in the countryside is your idea of heaven, then why not? Look at it this way, you will never run into anything or wreck, or get a D.U.I., Or accidentally kill anyone cause everyone there will know what you're doing and not be stupid enough to get in the way. Heaven is what you think it is dude, what makes you happy!!!!!! And I plan on speeding down a countryside road myself with no lights on in the moonlight so watch out!!! HaHa!
2007-12-15 15:55:50 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. You could but they would not be impressed. 2. No trucks needed in heaven and beer most unlikely. 3. You heard the song " In heaven there is no Beer" most likely accurate. 4. Nothing unclean in the sight of God so foul language is out. 5. again don't think vehicles are necessary in heaven.
Get yourself saved and read Gods word and see if these your priorities in life don't change .
2007-12-15 15:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by Michael 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Well God wouldnt be very nice if he didnt let you do the things you wanted. I mean seriously foul language may be a problem but I mean heaven is for everyone right? Has anyone told you that you look like Stone Cold Steve Austin? suspicious..But seriously I think you'd be able to.
2007-12-15 16:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by Jessie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. You are not human (You are a spirit); therefore, you do not have human qualities in Heaven.
2. There are no cars
3. There is no beer
4. James 3:9-12
5. read #2
Earthly things wither away. There are better things than that, and if you want to rely on your entertainment, go ahead.
2007-12-15 15:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you could do 3 and 4 in my religion, but it depends on what Heaven of which religion? I've read that you could enjoy things in Paradise that you couldn't on Earth and who knows when you get there? 3 is questionable because liquor in Heaven doesn't make one drunk so it's safe to drink. Though it does sound interesting.
2007-12-15 15:44:16 · answer #5 · answered by animegirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude trust me, if you get to heaven one day (and I sincerely hope to see u there) I can promise you 3 sixpacks that you won't wan't beer or women. I can promise you that you will forget all bout them and lose all desire for them when you find out what heaven is like; they just won't compare. (1Cor 2:9)
"Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him."
Peace
2007-12-15 16:02:57 · answer #6 · answered by jmz 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure how impressed some of the women would be, but other than that, I'd say why not?
2007-12-15 15:40:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope! In heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here
2007-12-15 15:40:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You lead such a full life already. I can see why you wouldn't be interested in heaven. (rolling my eyes at you).
2007-12-15 15:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by sisterzeal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you won't be doing any of those things in Heaven.
2007-12-15 15:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by paula r 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋