A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She said, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
2007-12-15 14:43:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now i know what tattoos to get lol
2007-12-15 14:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by younggramma 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to be a little more specific. A 1600's pioneer (Massachusetts, Virginia, Florida); 1800's pioneers settling the midwest; 1900's pioneers homesteading from the Mississippi to the Rockies? Other? All would have made Christmas foods from available supplies and ingredients.
2016-05-24 03:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by laurel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is quite unusual, domestic problem should be treated in a distinct way and kept within the family circle , but in this case, we have to appeal to the husband to be a little bit more husbandly and provide food for the household.
2007-12-17 02:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, now I think I'll get a hundred dollar bill tattoo'd on my di*k, then my wife won't have to go shopping, she can stay home and blow a hundred dollars anytime she wants !!!
2007-12-15 15:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by tropics man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liek the first girls response, but i was planning on tatooing a penis ont he flat part of my ... erm.. goodies...
thena gain, both ideas muigth work - even tells be if he would mind a little three.. nevermind, might not liek it... what do u guys think?
2007-12-15 14:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
Dirty? Indeed.
But so funny!
2007-12-15 15:16:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA!
cute joke!
2007-12-22 16:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I loved that one!! Flippin' hilarious!!
2007-12-15 15:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!. Liked it a lot ;-)
2007-12-15 16:08:23 · answer #9 · answered by Harry Monk (18 'til I Dry) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA now that one KNOCKED ME right out of chair!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS GOOD!!! REAL GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-15 15:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by tim b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋