Only in America...
Do drugstores make
The sick walk all the way
To the back of the store
To get their prescriptions
While healthy people
Can buy cigarettes
At the front.
Only in America ...
Do people order
Double cheeseburgers,
Large fries,
And a diet coke.
Only in America ......
Do banks leave
Both doors open
And then chain
The pens to the counters.
Only in America ....
Do we leave cars worth
Thousands of dollars
In the driveway and
Put our useless junk
In the garage.
Only in America ...
Do we buy hot dogs in packages
Of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .....
Do we use the word 'politics'
To describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning
'many' and 'tics'
Meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ......
Do they have drive-up
ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair,
But darkens our skin ?
2007-12-15 13:36:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why women can't put on
Mascara
With their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see
The headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated"
Such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call
What they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made
With artificial flavor,
And dishwashing liquid
Made with real lemons?
Why do the peanut packets on the airplane read:
'1.Open 2.Eat'?
Why is the man who invests
All your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day
With the slowest traffic
Called rush hour?
Why isn't there
Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah
Swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle
For lethal injections?
You know that indestructible
Black box that is used
On airplanes?
Why don't they make
The whole plane out of that stuff?!
How would Dove be stupid enough to put on the directions: Apply like a regular bar of soap
2007-12-15 13:37:15 · update #1
Why are they called apartments
When they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
Is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
Why do they call the airport
The terminal?
2007-12-15 13:37:44 · update #2
Heard the first half but the second half is really great!
Why do we park on the drive way and drive on the park way?
2007-12-15 13:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by Judgerz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only in america we created the light bulb the car the tv video games in only america we where the first to the moon only in america we win every war ONLY IN FŪCKING AMERICA dįćk face
2016-05-24 03:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some more
What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Can a vegetarian eat animal crackers?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Did you hear the one about cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Did you heat about the toothless termite that went into a tavern and asked "is the bartender here?
2007-12-15 14:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by bolyburg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got me wondering
2007-12-15 14:00:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they're all really funny- but I've actually heard almost all of them! :o Do you have a website somewhere?
2007-12-15 13:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by gothikasquirrel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
REALLLY GOOD
I love the congress and the braile and the politics one the most.
Nice. :)
2007-12-15 13:44:03 · answer #6 · answered by jfkdancer_14 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!!!!! very clever. I'll give u a star. Good Job!!!
2007-12-15 13:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! All of those really make you wonder! *star* for you!
2007-12-15 14:34:50 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting
i like them
star
2007-12-15 13:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the bank one...there all good, im in a good mood now! yay!
2007-12-15 13:44:12 · answer #10 · answered by Liz J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋