39. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
40. [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
He he! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'
41. All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
42. Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
43. But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
44. I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.
45. Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.
46. That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!47. Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
2007-12-15 13:20:25 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
48. 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
49. If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing
50. I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
2007-12-15 13:21:03 · update #1
Will you please stop posting these? please and thank you. =]
I'm sorry if this is rude of me to say.
2007-12-15 13:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mila 2 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Hahaha
I love Homer
2007-12-15 23:42:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer is my hero! Hands down - best show EVER!!
2007-12-15 21:27:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny!!! i like the one "you are gay!!!!"
lol!!!
and Cobo, that is rude
2007-12-15 21:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are funny!
And if you don't like them, don't read them.
2007-12-15 21:42:25 · answer #5 · answered by gothikasquirrel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... you made me laugh
2007-12-15 21:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋