28. I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
29. Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
30. Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right; we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.
31. Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
32. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course, and I forgot how to drive?
33. Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
2007-12-15 13:18:13 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-15 13:21:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked number thirty the best. xDD
2007-12-15 21:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by gothikasquirrel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol keep them cuming as 89% of your jokes are funny
2007-12-15 21:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-15 21:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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lol
2007-12-15 21:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋