1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had a
vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants
a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's
involved with the
woman next door. Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your
wife can't find
her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's
a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than your wife.
6. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to
your 10 year old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
7. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's the pet dog. Ugly: The dog is pregnant now.
8. Good: Your 15-year-old daughter got a new job. Bad: As
a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly:
She makes more money than you do.
2007-12-15 12:49:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...star.
2007-12-15 13:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by layanne1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 3 was funny but they were all great!!!! Keep 'em coming!
2007-12-15 20:57:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
2007-12-15 20:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by Justin H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-12-15 21:27:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha you get a star =)
2007-12-15 21:06:53 · answer #5 · answered by Jenniferrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!! Those were priceless! Especially the last one!! *star* for you!
2007-12-15 22:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess thats one way to look at it!
2007-12-15 20:58:46 · answer #7 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. =] star xxx
2007-12-15 20:59:19 · answer #8 · answered by Mila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny
2007-12-15 21:03:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 made my day!
ROFL
2007-12-15 21:01:55 · answer #10 · answered by Hoffman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-12-16 06:16:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋