Joke #1 Kid and Priest?

Question

A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work.
The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.
Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is already in there.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My Dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the
lover find themselves in the closet again.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove."
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000."

The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm taking you to church, to confession".
In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to
the confessional and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again; you're in my closet now."

Answer 1

funny but your other ones are disgusting

Answer 2

Ive heard that one before but I gave you a star because I love that one.

Answer 3

Lmao. Earned a star xxx

Answer 4

didnt get any of them sorry a sta 4 u anyaways

Answer 5

Loved it. Will definitely be telling that one.

Answer 6

Hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh!

You should post this one in the religion and spirituality section...imagine the answers!!! Ha ha ha

Answer 7

ROFLMAO!!! Hilarious!

Answer 8

lmao very funny

Answer 9

haha

Answer 10

luv it hahaha star for you