Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down a street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred-dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
2007-12-15 10:02:17 · 42 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a very interesting
LoL
2007-12-15 10:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by HoLiStEr0213 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I get it! The honest lawyer is a mythological creature!... I think
2007-12-15 10:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I get it. It's hilarious. I've had dealings with lawyers before. That's the funny part. There's no such thing as an honest lawyer.
2007-12-15 10:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You stole my answer! :-( In defense (get it?) of lawyers, there are some honest ones............especially Prosecutors but I think the lawyer would also take the $100 too! Finders -keepers!
FYI..............St. Nicholas was a real man...the tooth fairy is real................it's your parent (s) and the drunkard is probably walking with the lawyer who is defending him for public drunkenness while they share a bottle of whiskey!
2007-12-15 10:12:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I GET IT, the lawyer is not honest so he does not exist, therefore making him a mythological creature. =) leaving only the old drunk with the money =)
2007-12-15 10:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by サマソサ 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Now that's funny! Can I quote you on that? ;) But please don't tell my daughter that Santa Claus is mythological, don't tell my niece that the toothfairy is mythological, and certainly don't tell my mother that there is no such thing as an honest lawyer. :D
2007-12-15 10:06:09 · answer #6 · answered by MS Cascata 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha it's a lawyer joke... an honest lawyer is a mythological creature and mythological creatures cant get money
2007-12-15 10:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
there's no such thing as an honest lawyer and right now Santa needs the cash
2007-12-15 10:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by low_hd_rider 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What! Santa's a myth! Just wait till I tell Virginia.
2007-12-15 11:12:17 · answer #9 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My dad is an honest lawyer.
2007-12-15 10:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The tax man, Oh, that is the old drunk. lol
2007-12-15 14:26:38 · answer #11 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋