all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.'
The cats says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat.
The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks,
'How are you doing? Are you happy here?'
The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!'
2007-12-15 09:41:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it. If the skates were to help the mice escape from predators, then wouldn't the Heaven cat not have been able to catch them?
Hmm, other than that, it was a good joke :)
2007-12-15 11:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Qu'est ce que tu penses? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-15 11:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
11/10 the best .lol
2007-12-15 10:38:37 · answer #3 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Poor mice :-(
but the joke was good
2007-12-15 10:58:18 · answer #4 · answered by istanbul bogazi in the Queendom 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is great... Totally reminds me of what a cat would do.
2007-12-15 10:06:48 · answer #5 · answered by wiltedandtornrose 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol, nice
2007-12-15 10:02:20 · answer #6 · answered by Quizard 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That made me laugh a little.
2007-12-15 16:24:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good have a star on me.
2007-12-15 22:43:09 · answer #8 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha, thats hilarious
2007-12-15 10:43:00 · answer #9 · answered by The Grim One 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol that made me giggle a little
answer my question plez
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Asxh.xKdBUWKij7kjyCce0Hsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071215141842AA4okeI
2007-12-15 09:46:49 · answer #10 · answered by ~Super_Ginger~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋