Now that any and all stigma against homosexuality has been beaten down by the homomafia and indoctrinated into our children's brains since the early 90s, we have another phenomenon which is more recent.. And that is this curious love affair people have with their pets - especially dogs. I have never seen such a strange and striking change in how Americans perceive their pets.
Now that it's legal for homos to wed, and now that everyone thinks a dog is part of the family, something to love and sleep in your bed, etc...
Are we heading toward legally sanctioned bestiality?
And if pets are part of the family, is this not also legally sanctioned incestuous bestiality. And finally, since dogs are mature at age 1, is this not legally sanctioned incestuous bestiality 'pup'dephelia?
2007-12-15 09:35:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
I would suggest homosexualbeatinecrophilia.
Dogs don't live long enough for a normal relationship. If the marrige was allowed to continue after death, you could enjoy your dog for years to come. It's also advisable to choose a male dog "wife" or "life partner" since their anus and rectum are more durable than the female's, or the female's vagina--less decomposition over the years.
You could probably do this right now, in 2007. All you need to do is apply at one of the liberal courts in San Francisco.
2007-12-15 09:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by Pragmatism Please 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Ah yes, the old "slippery slope" argument: if we allow to consenting adults of the same gender to get married, it will somehow lead to the acceptance of people getting married to their pets, their cars, their favorite sandwiches, and so on. The fact is, there is still a very clear line between two human adults who can express a desire to be married to one another and anyone or anything who is unable to make this decision in an informed and rational way. Children have ALWAYS been considered as part of the family and yet they are generally not allowed to marry until they reach legal adulthood. I don't see why animals, who additionally cannot speak or make their wishes known for the most part, would be granted that right. Sorry, but this argument doesn't hold even a drop of water. The fact that many people consider their pets part of their families - in both healthy and unhealthy ways - does not automatically lead to the conclusion that pets will soon be getting the right to marry or consent to sex.
2007-12-15 10:05:43 · answer #2 · answered by Demon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK I sleep with all My dogs and My husband we have a over sized King Bed and I have never ever once had this cross my mind
I think you need to consider some serious Help
Do you realize or even care that there are teenager's that come on this site to read and Learn and here is a Looser like you posting this kind of crap
You really need to wake up and consider others feeling's
Sincerely
Anne
2007-12-15 09:49:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anne 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Wow so loving your dog and letting him sleep with you is bestiality? I slept with my brother since I was 2. That doesnt mean anything went on. He raised me and I love him. You have a sick mind.
2007-12-15 09:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I hope not. Bestiality is just wrong on a number of different levels.
2007-12-15 09:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can't tell the difference between what consenting adults do with their bodies sexually and people loving their family dog, then you need therapy.
In fact if you think that being part of a family automatically means incest it speaks volumes in itself.
2007-12-18 08:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by free_kiwi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you serious? Just because a dog is considered part of the family does not mean that you mate with it!! IDIOT!! You have a sick mind. You should not have children if you think this way...who knows what thoughts cross your mind.....eeeeeeeek
2007-12-15 09:39:11 · answer #7 · answered by California Girl 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Interesting that the minds of homophobes so frequently and easily make the jump to bestiality....
2007-12-15 10:00:03 · answer #8 · answered by maxmom 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What the funk are you smoking? I hope you don't have kids. If u do, I feel real sorry for them. Hope you don't have any pets either, you seem like the type of person to make their lives....hell.
2007-12-15 09:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Crohnie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since when does letting your dog sleep on your bed have a sexual connotation?
2007-12-15 09:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋