my gf is coming over in 1 hour. she sent me and email that she was horny and is "cummking over soom" i dont know what to do. i have done other girls but not like her. pleeeez help. i dont want to mess this up.
2007-12-15 08:59:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I can solve your problem in 8 easy steps.
1) Take a tube sock.
2) Fill it with nickels.
3) Pummell her into a state of unconsciousness.
4) Put her bloodied, beaten carcass in the trunk of your car.
5) Drive your car out into the woods.
6) Remove her from your trunk.
7) Hop back in your car and leave her in the woods.
8a) If she comes back--and doesn't a) press charges or b) kill you--its true love and you should stay with her for all of eternity.
8b) If she doesn't come back, you should probably leave the state in a hurry. If you know anyone who lives in Canada, it would be a good time to visit.
I hope that helps!
2007-12-15 09:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You have to try the "Shocker" followed by a "Tijuana Crime Scene", and the wrap things up with a "Vegetarian Hot Lunch"
That will be all she can handle, then let her view a picture of "goatsee"
2007-12-15 09:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
how old are you and how long have you been together...... if you dont want to mess it up then wait till you feel ready....if you really care about this girl you will want to wait a bit for her sake, however it does depend ow long uv been with her....but you should only do it if you feel ready!!
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2007-12-15 09:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What is there to mess up? Just go on with your business.
2007-12-15 09:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by Water 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you have a condom, and the sheets are clean.
Other than that, things sound like they'll take care of themselves.
2007-12-15 09:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by Sausage Mahoney 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
go with the flow...n show her a good time...prime urself up...put on a porno or smth n get horny for her...
2007-12-15 09:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by Swit Angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is every mans dream. I would say suck it up, do your business, and have a fun time!
2007-12-15 09:06:19 · answer #7 · answered by JulieJulie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go online http://www.**************/ let her watch it and go from there.
2007-12-15 09:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
take it as it cums
2007-12-15 09:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by SnOwBuNnY 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋