Just getting over the flu,dispite having the flu jab i still got it .
I hate being ill but i am on the mend now ,just need cheering up so i came on here.
2007-12-15 07:49:49 · 18 answers · asked by Carol B 5 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Infectious Diseases
A joke to cheer you up....
THE FROG
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, "IM LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."
The old lady figured--WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything else.
She bought the frog and put him in the car.
Driving down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."
So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous sexy young handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS?
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ONNN
COME ONNNN..................
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD FIND.
She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!
I do hope that made you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine!!!!!!!!! xXx
2007-12-15 08:06:13 · answer #1 · answered by dot_on_the_horizon 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lady who had a dose of the flu
She got so bunged up she didnt know what to do
she had a hankey to sneeze
And a hankering for cheese
But as she got better
I'm glad that i met her
Even if on line
I hope you feel fine
Pass the flu on up
To the reindeers of St Nick
And make his journey sneeze powered
2007-12-15 08:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by ant 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice to hear from you my friend, flu is awful,but glad to know your on the mend, hope you have a merry Christmas, don't get too, sloshed cheers pal, keep up the good work.
2007-12-15 10:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok think of all the people who have it worse, some people die of the flu.
Approximately 50 million people died worldwide in the 1918 influenza pandemic. Today, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, as many as 36,000 Americans die each year of complications of influenza and more than 200,000 are hospitalized.
im not sure if it will cheer you up, but just think how lucky you are to be over it and alive.
2007-12-15 07:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by Johnathan Pritchard 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Movie ending Song from Monty Python's "Life of Brian" as Brian is put up on a cross... Youtube it!
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a wistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
(the music fades into the song)
...always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Come on!
(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!
So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of ****,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)
If that ain't enough check out the Muppets
http://movies.go.com/moviesdynamic/muppets/index?CMP=BAC-HC2142552059
2007-12-15 08:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Carol,
A guy was walking down the street with a penguin on a leash. His friend says "What is that?" The guy says "It's a penguin dummy. I just found it and don't know what to do with him." His friend says "Well if I were you, I would take it to the zoo." Next day he sees his friend walking down the street with the penguin. He says "I thought you took that to the zoo?" His friend says "I did...and we had so much fun that this afternoon we're going to a movie!"
I hope you feel better soon,
Terry
2007-12-15 07:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by Terry 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the flu virus comes near Chuck Norris, he round house kicks it to someone else. Sorry that this time it was you.
2007-12-15 07:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by Chief High Commander, UAN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I will try to cheer you up with this text I got sent:-
I will find you
I will take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you sweat and shake and sweat and moan and groan.
I will make you beg me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I have finished you. I will make you weak for days.
All my love.
The Flu.
Hope that cheers you up a bit!!!
2007-12-15 08:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think of everybody around you without pants on. That worked when I gave a speech one time.
2007-12-15 07:57:15 · answer #9 · answered by misterguch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
((((((((carol)))))) get better...sing some Christmas carols....watch the beautiful snow come down. think about Santa bringing you some nice gifts in about a week!!
2007-12-15 07:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by impurrfect10 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋