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A man wants to buy a car. He goes to a car dealership. He is looking at all of the cars when he sees one that looks so much better than any other. He looks inside the car and sees that it has no steering wheel. He calls the car dealer over and asks why it is. The car dealer replies, "You see, this car is futuristic. It is voice controlled. Directions are easy, you simply say: left, right, or back. But the starting and stopping of the car is tricky. To start it you say Thank God, and to stop it you say Oh ****."
So the man buys it and goes on a trip. He gets really used to the controls and is having fun. Suddenly, he sees a huge cliff ahead of him. He tries to say the words for "stop" or “back", but he cant remember them. He starts panicking and shouting random words. "Stop. Stop car. Please stop." By now he is about to go off the cliff. "Oh ****" and the car stops. “Thank God".
2007-12-15 07:03:36 · 16 answers · asked by Gary 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol gary good one here is a star*
2007-12-15 07:07:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hav a star thats an amazing joke lol
2007-12-15 07:08:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's messed up! LOL, but funny in a crazy way!
2007-12-15 10:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by Becks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny! lolzorz! a star for you!
2007-12-15 07:09:56 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Ponyo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before. But it was a Camel.
2007-12-15 07:11:21 · answer #5 · answered by لا إله إلاَّ الله 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha !
I'm not a noobie but that is HILARIOUS!!!
STill laughing!
Star4U!
Peace. and .Love
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2007-12-15 07:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by <3!LOVIN BEING GEEKY!<3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-12-15 09:21:14 · answer #7 · answered by etoilexfilante 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it already
2007-12-15 07:12:23 · answer #8 · answered by $ Cash Rulez $ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!! =D that's the best i've seen all day!! LMAO!!
2007-12-15 07:07:57 · answer #9 · answered by pinkmonkey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol haha!
thats funny!
2007-12-15 07:09:45 · answer #10 · answered by Joana 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋