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What I want to know is , is it their fault that everytime I get to sleep my husband leaves his cell phone charging in the bedroom and I get woke up 2 to 5 hours after falling asleep? Is this a plot to turn me into a grumpy, grouchy, tired, Christian night nurse? (Just kidding people)

2007-12-15 07:00:31 · 10 answers · asked by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

I charge my phone but i have "call-off"on so i am not disturbed while sleeping.

Most conspiracy theories seem to have paranoid delusions at their base,IMHPO

2007-12-15 07:18:59 · answer #1 · answered by James O 7 · 1 3

It was really a subsidiary of the dark vatican led conspiracy in conjuction with the Jews and the Freemasons. Join the fundamentalists now to save yourself and censor all other viewpoints to protect yourself

2007-12-15 07:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Off course, Debra. It's a plot to make you have bags under your eyes. We can't have you looking your finest or we'd loose to much Atheists to Christianity, because of you.

2007-12-15 07:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by STAR POWER=) 4 · 3 1

The evil Atheist conspiracy® does not exist!

2007-12-15 07:06:03 · answer #4 · answered by Buke 4 · 5 1

Ooh, I missed that one.

Do tell...what exactly do I have to do to participate in this evil consiracy I never got the memo on?

Darn those evil christian conspirators who send the good email to my bulk file and the penis enlarging ones straight to my regular one!

2007-12-15 07:04:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

How on earth did I miss that? I must have let my membership dues lapse. Debra, you need to be patient with him. He is a man. Enough said. ;-)

2007-12-15 07:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 3 1

I am an Atheist and I missed missed out on that one! D*mn! Why don't they let me in on these things!

2007-12-15 07:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by geniepiper 6 · 3 1

You made me smile, you must be the greatest nurse in your city!

2007-12-15 07:09:11 · answer #8 · answered by peaceisfromgod 2 · 2 1

NO refresh my mem...

2007-12-15 07:03:58 · answer #9 · answered by kramaster 5 · 1 1

TRACPHONE,my favorite,,No this is not Spam,,

2007-12-15 07:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

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