*** I am posting this again, this time with new details, in the hopes that I may spread the faith to even more blasphemers!***
Everyone has their own religions. All of them are substantiated by SOME form of proof. Christians have the Bible, Jews have the Tanakh, Muslims have the Quaran, etc. Each of those books were written by prophets and average people that spoke to their supposed Gods. Well, the IPU (PBUHH)does something better for me. She is kind, she spoke to ME personally in a dream and converted me, and there are numerous texts confirming her existence. She also has a strong affinity her stealing/hiding socks -- a playful way for her to show her affection for us. Has a sock of yours ever gone missing? That right there is proof that she loves you.
The religion is founded on both LOGIC and FAITH. We IPU believers LOGICALLY know that she must be invisible, as no one has seen her, yet we have FAITH that she is pink.
So.... Why am I criticized?
2007-12-15 05:26:40 · 20 answers · asked by James J 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Was it written about hundreds of years before it was conceived? Did the unicorn walk a sinless blameless life? Was the unicorn sacrificed because of our sins."
Since when are these the characteristics that define if something is real or not? I have not be written about before I was conceived, nor have a lived a sinless life. I also have not be sacrificed, but I *do* exist.
Besides, She is not a "prophet" to your made-up deity named "God"; instead she IS the one and only deity.
2007-12-15 05:54:45 · update #1
This is my logic: I have never seen your brain, so it must be invisible right?
2007-12-15 05:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by not too creative 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Show me proof of your pink unicorn.! How many lives have been changed by it! Was it written about hundreds of years before it was conceived? Did the unicorn walk a sinless blameless life? Was the unicorn sacrificed because of our sins. Didnt think so! I'll stick with Jesus thanks however! Thought aetheism was not religion hmmm you guys make things up as you go created by men indeed!
2007-12-15 05:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
People criticize your Invisible Pink Unicorn faith because everyone knows the Flying Spaghetti Monster ATE the Invisible Pink Unicorn a long time ago. Jeez. Get with it!
2007-12-15 05:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by "G" 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How does one become a member of your uhhmm
religon sister I would like to partake in the worship of this pink unicorn myself?
I thought you were being silly... such a sect/ religon does exist.. found more sites on the IPU than LDS or some of those others .. check it out:
2007-12-15 05:34:30 · answer #4 · answered by ktbug3335 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like unicorns and would like to know about the IPU and the numerous texts confirming her existence.
and to answer your question some people just criticize that which they don't understand.
2007-12-15 05:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by Ancalagon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty." Revelation 16:14
And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works." 2 Corinthians 11:14-15
2007-12-15 06:07:08 · answer #6 · answered by Queen of Pentacles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps because you don't believe in the pink unicorn and only use to prove that you are smarter than religious people?
The universe is a huge place and we really know very little about it. You should be a little less arrogant. Who knows perhaps there really is a God?
2007-12-15 05:33:32 · answer #7 · answered by pindarix 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All religions start off with skeptics and people who dont want to believe. All religions are critisized, just keep your head high and turn the other cheek, or spread nasty little rumors about THEIR religion, for example, "Jesus liked to wear thongs to bed". That, or ask your Invisble pink unicorn to euthanize the critics. Thats what i would do, considering that they cant see her OR her potential impaling horn.
2007-12-15 05:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because to most people, unicorns are silly and we know they are a made up character. People just don't comprehend it is actually a religion since it is not that popular...
2007-12-15 05:34:26 · answer #9 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phh! Unicorns! The Flying Spaghetti monster created us with his noodly appendage!
2007-12-15 06:15:17 · answer #10 · answered by Shane S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋