I am having becoming increasingly fixated with A Christmas Story, I went to a tractor dance competition with Farmer Crabtree, got into a bit of a scuffle with Granny and Mr. Greenjeans, worried a Squirrel over my sanity and answered a harem question in Lebanon.
Are these symptoms of pregnancy? As a mother of 2, I think I need to know...
2007-12-15 05:25:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
By far the most original "Am I pregnant" question in the history of Yapoo Answers. Brilliant and thought provoking with disturbing imagery. I give it 3 thumbs up!
2007-12-15 06:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Boy, this is beyond my scope of expertise, so I asked my good friend and mentor, Dr. I.M. Kookie, MD, an expert in many things what he thought of your predicament.
(pregnant pause)
Well I am sorry to inform you that we can not print out Dr IM Kookies answer or else the trolls will bruise their fingers violating me so much that they will have blisters on top of blisters. However, I can say this, the good Doctor would like to have you in for an exam sometime soon. He is very worried for you as am I. Knowing the good doctor as well as I do, you might want to be cautious as if you were not pregnant before, you just might be after your exam with him. He has what he enthusiastically calls, a hands on approach to medicine.
2007-12-15 13:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
These are classic symptoms of an alien abduction. If you are pregnant you might want to review the movie Alien for some pointers on prenatal care.
2007-12-15 15:47:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now this squirrel...was it light grey or darker? Did it have a fluffy tail or was it more narrow? Did it have nuts? (its own as well as off a tree) Because it's fairly well-known that the lighter, fluffy-tailed squirrels who hold their nuts are quite frisky. I have a feeling all was well until you worried the squirrel.
2007-12-15 19:47:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a mother of two, you should already know.
But, send me your e-mail and I'll send you a swab to prove it's not mine. Although I do recall answering some of your questions, and we both have fertile imaginations, so......
2007-12-15 14:32:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you start being attracted to Granny then you are probably pregant!! LOL
2007-12-15 18:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kumara, you make me laugh and I love seeing you ask some of the BEST questions! Thanks for making me smile.
To answer your question, I think you are by all the symptoms listed. That's EXACTLY how it happened for me, also!!
Sandy :O)
2007-12-15 13:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you are, just let me know and we'll organize a baby shower for you and hasafer together! looooooool
2007-12-16 13:20:19 · answer #8 · answered by Farah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,...Sounds like triplets on tap!
2007-12-15 15:12:08 · answer #9 · answered by STORMY 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah... I had a vascetomy a few years ago... It's all good...
2007-12-15 13:30:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋