I have "sworn off" drinking more than once because I have made an A@@ out of myself...I know I'm not the only one!
2007-12-15 05:12:31 · 13 answers · asked by gutted_1 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
In my much younger and wilder days, I had a drunken one-night stand with my neighbor's brother. That was embarrassing.
And then there was the time (a couple months prior to that) that some friends and I were caught skinny-dipping in a lake...by a cop. He let us go, though; I think he thought it was funny.
That was the same night I made out with a female friend, and had been swimming during a lightning storm. Yup, I was a smart one.
Funny, all of my embarrassing drinking stories include sex or getting naked somewhere.
I don't drink very much anymore. That was almost ten years ago.
2007-12-15 11:06:04 · answer #1 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm i fell in the bathtub once. My friend usually does more embarassing things then me. But one time i got really drunk and sent my friend to mcdonalds. She came back with a cheeseburger and my other friend had made me tacos while she was gone. So when she gave me the cheeseburger i threw it across the room at her and told her i didnt want the sh it! lol I've done karaoke (i cant sing) i danced on a pole on my 21st bday with a skirt on and showed everything. lol I've done weird stuff. And yes like u i have sworn off drinking everytime, but yet im going out tonight. lol
2007-12-15 05:53:39 · answer #2 · answered by Samantha1029 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Umm when I was 14 I took a dump in the middle of a cross road in town.... walked around with my cock hanging out, that has happened on multiple accessions... passed out into a bath tub..im sure there is more but im still kinda hung over from last night.
2007-12-15 07:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I spun around like a top and fell off a 3 story balcony onto a cloth overhang (luckily not hurt cause that caught me) while screaming profanity at the top of my lungs. Still living that down and lost several friends because of.
2007-12-15 05:16:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Will you marry me?
I love you..
Your not that unattractive.
I did my brother's 50 year old neighbor during the Kentucky Derby in 1997. I didn't drink for months after that one.
DUI..
That was all while I was in college. I now drink much more resposibly, most of the time.
2007-12-15 05:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by twangler 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ohh man i cant count the things ive done and said that made me say to myself the next morning" damn dude your an idiot ,what the hell were you thinking" but that just comes with the territory im still gonna get drunk off my *** tonight yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
and hopefully get laid but not come home with that rash like that one time
2007-12-15 07:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by RD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive said stupid things like ill be so drunk dat ill probably make fun of my own best friends then the next day they will look at me like im a mean person what they have to understand is that im drunk so talk about me ill laugh with you.
2007-12-15 05:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i wanna go drinking with G A D
2007-12-15 09:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by st-croix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made a wrong turn, and urintated in the linen closet.
2007-12-15 05:17:03 · answer #9 · answered by jaret b 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Luckily Ive never gotten into drinking
2007-12-15 05:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋