Hai! Kittehs luv Crismus Trees very much! Dey liek to play wit dem, an eet dem, an mak tinsul hang out of der butt. But we mus remembah teh troo reesun we haf Crismus Dat is cuz Ceiling Cat luv pien trees and he mak a holaday for dem!
2007-12-15 04:43:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My cat Marango used to, but then he ate a piece of tinsel and had tinsel butt. He ran around dragging a poop train around. I had to catch him and pull it out. He learned the pain of religious holidays
2007-12-15 04:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hai 2. Happycats luvz teh terky an teh stuffin an teh gravy -- i can has secondz k? Dem candles not reel nice no wayz, dey mak my wiskahz curl up an smell reel bad ... gotz to drink up teh eggnnogg, tankz 2 Ceiling Cat fuh datz!
2007-12-17 11:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by ghostlidog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh hai. U member teh reel rison 4 sison, k?
"Roun dis tiyem, Caesar Augustus wuz like, "I can has cenzus?" ('Coz while Quirinius was Teh Boz of Syria, is invisible census!) And all teh doodz went home for teh saying, "I is heer!" So Joseph went from Naz'reth to Judeeah to Bethlehemm whar David wuz bornededed, 'coz David wuz hiz graete-graete gran-daddie, An Mary went wif him, 'coz she was gonna be married wif him an she was preggerz. When wuz time for teh baybee, it wuz a boy, so he wuz wrapd in blanket like burrito an placd him in fud dish, cuz innkeeper wuz liek, no room here kthxbye!"
Ceiling Cat luvs u, k?
2007-12-15 04:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh hai! Athiest kittehs celebrate Crismus cuz dey love Ceiling Cat.
"Ceiling Cat is in ur trees, wachin yu openin presens"
2007-12-15 04:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bill The Cat duz. Pfffffffft ACK!!!
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.premier.net/~cspedale/opus/images/bill2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.premier.net/~cspedale/opus/images.html&h=620&w=640&sz=60&tbnid=1HoR9GR2gu0iFM:&tbnh=133&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbill%2Bthe%2Bcat%26um%3D1&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1
2007-12-15 04:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by Agent319.007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine celebrate Catmas - a day where they eat tuna, drink eggnog, and chase the Catmas mouse.
2007-12-15 04:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't exactly celebrate the English language.
2007-12-15 04:49:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MEAOWW ^^ mayee catmas an a purry new cat yea
2007-12-15 04:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Catmas, but not Christmas.
2007-12-15 04:46:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat can write better than you.
2007-12-15 04:45:51 · answer #10 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋