To find out which is the best law enforcement agency in the USA, the president sets a test for the CIA,the FBI and the LAPD. He releases a rabbit in a forest and challenges them to find it.
The CIA goes in first and,after months of interviewing forest dwellers and conducting forensic tests,they deduce that the rabbit never existed.
The FBI go in next and burn down half the forest claiming the rabbit had provoked them.
The LAPD go in last and after half an hour drag out a badly beaten bear yelling "okay,okay! I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
2007-12-15
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