I think that girls don't fart due to evolutionary reasons.
In the caveman days there were 2 types of girls - farting and non-farting.
But the farting ones turned men off too much, so they never reproduced. So their farting DNA was not passed on.
The non-farting ones did attract men, reproduced, so passed on their non-farting DNA.
It's survival of the fittest/non-fartiest.
2007-12-15 02:26:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
no no no buddy - you've got it all wrong.... if that were true - men wouldn't fart either. Do you think those non farting cave women wanted to reproduce with stinky farting men ?? no no -- so your philosophy cant be right or we would have no farting men either... women Do fart.. We just control it. we don't introduce it like its an upcoming attraction with lines like " hey pull my finger" or " oh oh -- here comes a big one ". And we don't hold your face under the blanket to smell it. we fart -- we just dont make it a production.
2007-12-15 02:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by charcoal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's also responsible for how they ask us for our opinions then do the complete opposite and cry to their guy friends about the jerks they date and whine about how they can't meet anyone nice.
PS farting isn't a detterent to marriage. my mother's best friend's gas makes you wish you had a nice landfill to breath in but they've been married 30 years.
2007-12-15 10:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We learned that farting isn't lady-like. We try to hide it as much as we can! lol
2007-12-15 10:39:52 · answer #3 · answered by Cowgirl26 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girls don't fart? New one on me!
2007-12-15 10:32:22 · answer #4 · answered by Dan H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your theory is flawed, women do fart, they have evolved to be more discrete about it than men.
2007-12-15 10:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girls don't fart they poot
2007-12-15 21:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by Kenny E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about you spend your time doing something sensible.
2007-12-15 10:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by julia1975 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
newsflash - GIRLS DO FART!
2007-12-15 10:29:58 · answer #8 · answered by angela r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And this is why I love you.
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2007-12-15 10:30:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO
2007-12-15 10:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋