1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend`s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We`ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don`t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we`re gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE`RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It`s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don`t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we`re dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don`t have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we`re aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won`t think we`re weird if we ask whether there`s spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We`ll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
2007-12-15 02:02:20 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow!!
it is better to be a woman?
so what was up with yesterday!
2007-12-15 02:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
A dog will never tell about that time you cried at the end of a movie. Dogs never want to discuss emotions. Dogs only Have two emotions. Happy and waiting to be happy. Dogs don't talk about your bathroom habits with their friends. A dog will never ask "Do I look fat in this".... Edit: Oh, yeah. This was a question, wasn't it? Well, most truly funny jokes are true. That's what makes them so darned funny. So I'd have to say, Funny AND true.
2016-05-24 01:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Told you before that I wanted to come back as a woman.
2007-12-16 06:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am not really sure why sexism is funny. if a man posted 30 derisive things about women, he would be a misogynist.
on the other hand as a man, i have always hugged my male friends and had no qualms about it. i ALWAYS ask for directions when needed (with mapquest thats a bit less often now) i have never regretted piercing my ears (and at 42 i just had a 4th hole put in. i dont judge people by what they look like or what they are wearing. i dont memorize movies to fit in. either people like me or they dont. food NEVER fixes me. taking care of my emotional life does. if i am worried about crap in my teeth, i either ask someone (m or f) or go look in a fricken mirror. etc etc etc...
maybe i am the catch that my wife continuously tells me i am
oh by the way: there are NO sports on in my house. football: puke. how ambigiguously homosexual for all those supposedly straight men... a bunch of men in tights with hugely worked out bodies slapping each other on the ***... now if that is not queer... i dont know what is... (and i have MANY MANY queer friends so i have no insecurities about my sexuality - i dont get offended and want to kill someone when i see 2 men making out)
what this "joke" tells about you is that you are tremendously insecure and have a small sad life.
i suggest a long course of psychotherapy.
2007-12-15 02:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by charlton_g_w 4 · 3⤊ 6⤋
Must have been a good day!!!! A star for you X
2007-12-15 12:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by Unicorn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men groupies are stalkers, megalol, love it
2007-12-15 10:06:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All totally true, merry xmas!
Edit: Charlton, this joke isn't anti men - it's pro-woman, therefore not misogynistic! and I don't think your wife has the catch she thought she did, merry xmas!
2007-12-15 02:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-15 06:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice and funny,guess women are special,aint we ladies?keep us posted if u discover more.
2007-12-15 04:56:44 · answer #9 · answered by babbynelly 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
but youre a guy so how would you know?
and all that stuff is a big pile of bollocks
2007-12-15 04:05:09 · answer #10 · answered by SantasLittleHelper 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too many great statments. Thumbs up!!
2007-12-15 02:11:12 · answer #11 · answered by Sam M 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋