Say you were staying over at a potential girlfriends house and she lets you use her shower. In the midst of your shower you feel the need to urinate, given that you are in a somewhat adequate environment and urine is known to cure atheletes foot you decide to "relieve yourself". Mid act this potential girlfriends toothbrush falls from its precarious perch on the shower ledge and lands mid-stream in your wee.
Hypothetically speaking, what are your options at this point? Do you:
1.Throw the toothbrush away and risk her thinking you are a weird brush-hording freak.
2.Confess your blunder and risk her thinking you are a weird strangers-shower pissing freak.
3.Wash it off and hope for the best
4.Other
2007-12-15 01:30:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
pollbee: You arnt suggesting this story is autobiographical are you? :)
2007-12-15 02:03:02 · update #1
I would wait 6 months to see if it works out then tell her you had a peepee on her toothbrush. Since it did work out then this is our romantic story to tell all of our children.
Even though pee is sterile, its still pee that was in my mouth, I love you so much that I brushed my teeth with you urine.
Don't forget the morning after I threw-up all over your Dad's RV we hooked up and I threw-up a lot!! You're classy :-)
2007-12-15 13:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by cuvelx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Firstly, urine isn't entirely sterile- it's a waste product, and if you have a UTI it could contain bacteria.
I say any contact with my toothbrush with any body fluid other than saliva is grounds for sending it to the trash heap. I guess how to approach it depends on how much of a germaphobe she is. I'd tell her you knocked it on the floor and when you picked it up it had hair and crud on it, so you just threw it away and you will buy her a new one. Save the shower pissing confession for when you have established her as your gf.
2007-12-15 06:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by Dig It 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say in as few words as possible that her tooth brush fell into the toilet and I go and buy you a new one asap but please don't ask me any questions about it. then I would leave and go get her a new one. secretly put the old toothbrush into your pocket go throw it away outside, then replace it with a new one asap. don't let her use that brush that fell in the tub. or just ask her do she have another toothbrush that is new. some people have more than one. if she does get the new one from her and tell her the old brush fell into the shower or toilet while I was in there.
2007-12-15 01:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by dobby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL....now that would be a predicament! I would just tell her it fell on the floor. It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when the toothbrush fell into the toilet and the girl brushed her teeth afterwards not knowing and Jerry couldn't bring himself to ever kiss her again.
2007-12-15 01:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by Bears Mom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are staying over and she is a potential girlfriend .. then I'd wish I was you...
If I peed on her toothbrush.. then I'd wish I wasn't you.
I'd probably tell her that it fell in the drain and skip the pee part..and offer to get her a new one.
2007-12-15 01:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by .G. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell her it fell on the floor and you threw it away as a result.
Micturating - funny, first time I heard that word was in the movie The Big Lebowski.
2007-12-15 01:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by 2007_Shelby_GT500 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
definitely, confident! presently too! I used to apply this pink toothbrush, and my sister now makes use of a pink toothbrush too, comparable sort and each thing. i ended utilising the pink, yet for some reason have been given perplexed one morning and used hers. advised her approximately it later, and he or she punched me :s
2016-11-27 02:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by mento 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her it accidentally got knocked in the toilet so you had to throw it away! then she wont know but she will agree that it is time to throw it away
2007-12-15 12:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by Carrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Urine is STERILE... just wash it off, dip it in mouthwash and hang it back up to air dry.
2007-12-15 01:38:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just get rid of it,you dope.
2007-12-15 01:39:43 · answer #10 · answered by pollbee 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋