A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
2007-12-15 01:24:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi jimi. roflol. that sounds just like me and my hubby.
2007-12-15 04:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, the old ones are still the best ones. Fortunately, when I remove my spectacles, my eyesight is less sharp so I don't see my husband's failing physical appearance either. I just love him for who is is, not what he looks like. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and true beauty goes way beyond physical appearance. Lol!
2007-12-15 06:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least she can look at herself and be honest, her husband was not with her in the front of the mirror.
2007-12-15 02:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats kinda mean, but funny
2007-12-15 01:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by Eric. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL ROFL
Thats very funny
2007-12-15 01:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by Turtle luver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol
2007-12-15 01:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was toooooooo funny.!♥☻lol
2007-12-15 01:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by Mz.Twix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
2007-12-15 02:41:37 · answer #8 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw. That's not funny.
2007-12-15 01:30:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao....star.
2007-12-15 01:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by layanne1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋