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please help me i give instructions and orders to my army of ants but for some reason they never ever listen what can i do to make them obey me?

2007-12-15 01:08:22 · 30 answers · asked by jamiecoxy 2 in Politics & Government Military

30 answers

Ask your Uncles. They know all about your Aunts.

2007-12-15 02:36:36 · answer #1 · answered by Too Old For Idol 4 · 0 1

Thats because the army of ants are more intelligent than to follow the orders of a low intellect like you.

2007-12-15 01:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by conranger1 7 · 2 1

Pretend your really Hilary shes got an army of mindless zombie ants that follow her every order.

2007-12-15 01:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

get the man from uncle to speak to your ants, if that does not work . send in the termites

you may need to see if they are really soldier ants

2007-12-15 02:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by IHATETHEEUSKI 5 · 0 0

Have you not anything more important to do then ask this stupid question here in this military forum.

I think you are spending way too much time in the basement or are you trying to develop a circus act?

2007-12-15 01:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by Sgt Big Red 7 · 0 0

Stick them in the frying pan with lots of oil

2007-12-15 01:20:57 · answer #6 · answered by princekeyuk 4 · 1 0

well if you kill an ant the others come to sort it out. maybe you can put a beetle in there and see whether they will kill it.

2007-12-15 02:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nicely ........ i would not harm an ant !...(a single ant) ... what's the element ? ... even with the incontrovertible fact that ... i could (and characteristic) exterminate the whole colony ...this is the sole thank you to do it ! .....

2016-12-11 05:26:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ask Stewie if you can barrow the mind control device.

2007-12-15 02:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by MP US Army 7 · 0 0

you are obviously not a born leader of ants.

2007-12-15 02:24:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They're taking a little R&R. Give'em a few days and they will come around.

2007-12-15 01:18:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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