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This is a story about 4 people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!!

2007-12-14 23:06:48 · 19 answers · asked by kelly 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

Excellent!!!
Good point!
I'll give you a star! *

2007-12-15 00:31:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

assume everybody as A
somebody a B
anybody as C
nobody as D
There was an important job to be done, and A was asked to do it.

A was sure that B would do it. C could have done it, but D did it.

B got angry about that, because it was A's job. A thought C could do it, but D realised that A wouldn't do it.

It ended up that A blamed B when D did what C could have done!!

thus it was Everybody's (A) job

2007-12-15 02:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Confusing

2007-12-14 23:36:49 · answer #3 · answered by GSH 5 · 0 0

let me tell u a joke about job in microsoft.
a man goes to microsoft office to get a clerk job, but hes not qualified enough because he hasnt got an email addres. then he goes back to his home, but on the way he buy 10 tomatoes and sells it more than the investment. then he starts to repeat it every day and he starts his own business, then he grows up high. in a year, he becomes the number 1 sole trader in the city. one day, a deliver man comes to his house and ask him for his email. he says that he doesnt have an email. so the deliver man says 'think about it, even if u havnt got an email ur the number 1 sole trader. but imagine if u had an email, and what u would become?'. then the man replies if i had an email then i would be a clerk in microsoft.

2007-12-15 00:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by oOo_tophothari_oOo 3 · 2 1

Everybody? or everybody?
There's actually a whole story involving that crew I remember reading it in high school.

2007-12-15 00:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by anton t 7 · 0 0

good 1 lol 10/10 x

2007-12-19 09:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao confusing but i managed to follow it through!

well done starred

any more?

2007-12-14 23:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by <3 3 · 1 0

hahahahhahahhaha
too good
fantastic
100000000/100000000
brilliant
perfect
very funny
still laughing!
u get a star!

2007-12-14 23:12:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

nice word play have a star.

2007-12-14 23:23:25 · answer #9 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 2 1

ha ha

2007-12-14 23:20:07 · answer #10 · answered by kalai 4 · 0 2

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