Hello to all my fellow Pastafarians. After years of turmoil and doubt, I have discovered the truth: The FSM.
His existance is undeniable- he's around, but no one can see him because he's invisible! Finally a religion based on sound reasoning.
How do I become a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Are there formal rites, or do I need to find a noodley preacher? Does this involve spaghetti sauce, because if it does I probably shouldn't wear white to the ceremony. Or do I simply begin following His "Eight 'I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts' "?
I hope it doesn't involve purchasing a pirate boat, at least not now, for I am too low on money for that.
May you be stained by his holy spaghetti sauce. RAmen.
2007-12-14 18:52:21 · 16 answers · asked by pab 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Study The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster and pray to Him for enlightenment. The Gospel teaches that if you pray hard enough, you will be touched by His Noodly Appendage, and you will Know that it is True. This process is superficially similar to that used by the false religions to justify their beliefs, but for them it is only the power of suggestion operating on impressionable young minds. The resemblance is purely coincidental, because the FSM is Real.
Keep in mind, though, that despite of the Truth of the Gospel of the FSM, and the falsehood of all other religions, the first "I'd Really Rather You Didn't" is "I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou @$$ when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.".
To me, this means that other religions must be grudgingly tolerated, perhaps in walled off ghettos where they cannot cause to much trouble. It's all a matter of interpretation.
2007-12-16 04:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on a pirate hat and eye patch, make a nice plate of spaghetti (with tomato sauce and meat balls, of course!), and no, please don't wear white to the ceremony. His Noodlyness will be embarrassed. =)
RAmen!
2007-12-14 19:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by luogo_capriccio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOO! King Meat Ball
2007-12-14 19:03:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't feel bad. The FSM almighty has touched my heart and stomach. May you find peace in your new religion. Ramen brother.
2016-05-24 01:13:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arr Matey.
2007-12-14 19:07:43 · answer #5 · answered by Buke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you just need to make a juicy donation to a bank account (mine of course) and then you're a Spaghetti Monster Fella'. lol. olivetini@yahoo.com for more details !
2007-12-14 18:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by olivetini 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pesto - You are now part of the Holy church - Dont overeat and have fun !
2007-12-14 18:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Recent comment from His Noodlyness, "I have a church?!!"
2007-12-14 19:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by russj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Applebee's on Friday. From there the truth will be made known to you.
2007-12-14 18:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You cannoli join unless you go through a rigatoni process.
Hasta lasagna.
2007-12-14 18:58:01 · answer #10 · answered by V2K1 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋