Two men are out camping. They are sleeping in their tent when on e of thme cries out in pain. the other man wakes up just in time to see a deadly, poisonous snake slithering out of the tent. "that snake just bit me right on my C@ck!" caries the man. " hurry! run and call a doctor to see what we should do!" without a moment's hesitation the other man springs from the tent and runs two miles through the woods to a campsite where ther is a pay phone. he calls the doctor and though he is totally out of breath, he manages, in gasps, to tell the doctor what has happended. "what should i do, Doc?" he asks. the doctor says " listen carefully. you must go back to your friend and with a razor blade cut and X right on the spot where the snake bit him, then suck out the venom. but do it quickly or your friend will die!" the man runs two miles back through the forest and arrives at the tent. his friend looks up anxiously in pain and says "what did the doctor say?" the man replies "your gonna die!"
2007-12-14 17:32:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'D GIVE YOU FIVE STARS IF I COULD that was GREAT
2007-12-14 17:47:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-15 03:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I cant star you for that because it is so old, event though it still is funny, but I will trade you a joke.
Two cowpokes are riding the fenceline and come across a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence.The first one says, "Dang it Joe, I wish that was My cousin Marylou, astuck in that fence like that!"
Then Joe says, "I just wish it was dark!"
2007-12-15 01:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i must say that joke was really very funny 10 outta 10 dude!!!!u rock!
2007-12-15 05:11:40 · answer #4 · answered by mafia man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. verrrry funny :) 10/10
2007-12-15 05:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by Tahlia. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but you really made that ten times longer then it had to be
2007-12-15 04:22:37 · answer #6 · answered by crubio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! That's men for you!
2007-12-15 02:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2007-12-15 04:53:51 · answer #8 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! I really didn't hear this before.. it makes me laughing)
2007-12-15 04:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by scubicubi girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg im like cracking up!!!
2007-12-15 01:52:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋