Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did
you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was
alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a
jar.
Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been
alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive and practicing law.
heheh :) star if you like!
2007-12-14 16:37:10 · 8 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny :)
2007-12-14 16:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by mayo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-15 03:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie!!
2007-12-15 02:30:19 · answer #3 · answered by hey you 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star for you
2007-12-15 00:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
um, just not that funny... work on your delivery
2007-12-15 00:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by charlton_g_w 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
weird not that funny.
2007-12-15 00:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-12-15 00:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha its okay :]
2007-12-15 00:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by Joana 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋