My view of the perfect guy. Anyone fit this? =]?

Question

Boy Criteria List.

1. Must absolutely be a Christian.
2. Must have pretty eyes.
3. Must be at least 5’ 10”.
4. Must weigh at least 140 lbs.
5. Must be able to pick me up.
6. Must wear at least size 10 shoe.
7. Must smell good.
8. Must have clean hair.
9. Must be well taken care of.
10. Must have good teeth.
11. Must have good smile.
12. Must not have chapped lips.
13. Must not annoy me.
14. Must have a cute laugh.
15. Must talk to me, not my chest.
16. Must not curse excessively.
17. Must not have a short temper.
18. Must not say, “supposably” instead of supposedly, “pitcher” instead of picture, “drawl” instead of draw, and “irregardless” because that’s ignorance.
19. Must not burp in my presence.
20. Must get along with my family.
21. Must get along with my friends.
22. Must be polite.
23. Must not smoke.
24. Must not have done anything explicit with a girl.
25. Must respect me and my body.
26. Must enjoy football.
27. Must not be too opinionated.
28. Must not use lol.
29. Must be able to hold an intelligent conversation.
30. Must know how to spell.
31. Must know how to correctly conjugate words.
32. Must not blink too much.
33. Must not be apathetic.
34. Must be responsible.
35. Must not be too competitive.
36. Must not have bad breath.
37. Must like soup.
38. Must like animals.
39. Must put up with my antics.
40. Must be thoughtful.
41. Must respect authorities.
42. Must enjoy my company.
43. Must know how to golf.
44. Must look good dressed up.
45. Must like the smell of coffee.
46. Must not complain excessively.
47. Must not like George Bush.
48. Must not cry excessively.
49. Must be clean-shaven.
50. Must not have a criminal record.
51. Must not do bad impersonations or accents.
52. Must not like NASCAR.
53. Must not wear tightie-whities.
54. Must not sag pants.
55. Must not like Shakira.
56. Must not wear pants tighter than mine.
57. Must not be belligerent.
58. Must not be redundant.
59. Must look good in a baseball hat.
60. Must be healthy.
61. Must not pressure me.
62. Must not be an idiot.
63. Must be able to sing decently.
64. Must give perfect hugs.
65. Must not like the 49ers.


66. Must not be an only child.
67. Must not be racist.
68. Must not tell stupid jokes.
69. Must act the same around me as around his friends.
70. Must not ignore me when with his friends.
71. Must accept me for who I am.
72. Must be physically attractive.
73. Must be physically attracted to me.
74. Must have good taste in music and movies.
75. Must not be a jerk.
76. Must look good in sunglasses.
77. Must be truthful.
78. Must be faithful.
79. Must not wear cargo pants.
80. Must know how to ride a bike.
81. Must know how to jump-start a car.
82. Must be semi-artistic.
83. Must not be anxious.
84. Must not look stupid when running.
85. Must like salad.
86. Must eat vegetables.
87. Must not be arrogant.
88. Must not be petty.
89. Must like fish.
90. Must not be a pansy.
91. Must not be over-protective.
92. Must be able to handle his problems.
93. Must have a sense of humor.
94. Must understand my sense of humor.
95. Must not call me “Hannah Montana” or “Hannah Banana.”
96. Must like The Breakfast Club.
97. Must be well read.
98. Must drive a reliable car, and drive safely.
99. Must be reliable.
100. Must not be aggressive towards women.
101. Must have a good immune system.
102. Must know how to cook.

First off, for those of you who wish me luck in my search or were helpful, I deeply appreciate it. But for those of you who replied with you're going to be an "old maid" and "alone forever" Open your eyes. I'm not asking you to critique me on my choice of guys. I may be young, but I know what I want, and if you knew me and the way I've been treated by guys maybe you'd understand. I'd appreciate it if could stop receiving hate mail, but it doesn't matter to me anyway. I'm not trying to impress any of you. Don't say I'm ridiculous and idiotic to try and find someone that fits everything, because I know there's someone perfect for me. And whether you choose to accept that I'll find happiness eventually, doesn't matter to me. God put me here for a reason, a purpose really, and if it's his will, I may or may not find the perfect guy. I may end up living a life like Job, but I'll still try my darndest to be happy. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I have a right to have high standards.

Answer 1

I strongly agree with #28. Don't listen to these people, almost everyone finds the perfect person for themselves or they just settle,and the people who settle are usually not happy. I don't see a problem with setting high standards and there's not one person on here that doesn't have some sort of standard for what they are looking for in there mate. I will say some are far fetched like the blinking to much but again everyone has thing's that bug them to death. I wish you luck in your search. Please reply if you like. P.S. to all the stupid people that's the perfect man for her not a perfect man in god's eye's!

Answer 2

I hope you are really young and idealistic!! No one is perfect! You are right to have high standards, but try not to have impossible standards. No one is going to fit all 102 of those. Date lots of different guys who fit your most important qualities. I really like 1, 7, 15, 16, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 29, 40, 47, 50, 57, 67, 71, 75, 77, 78, 88, 93, 97, 98 100. A lot of the other ones are things that change over time or can be learned. One thing to look at to get an idea of his overall qualities are to see how he treats small children and how he treats elderly people. It tells a lot about his character. Be forgiving of little things you don't like. Also appearance is not as important as you think. It's true that when you fall in love with someone they look beautiful to you no matter what. Someday you will find your soul mate. He'll probably start out just a friend and become much more. Right now, just have fun making friends and keeping busy. Everything else will fall into place!

Answer 3

He just needs to leave America period. It don't matter to which club as long as they aren't in relegation zone every year. Him and America need to quit being baby's and thinking they're better than any offers that come there way. Goalies aren't the most overrated positions in a roster, I'm a portero, and let me tell you how hard that **** is. None of my teammates want to be portero because they know how hard it is, I'm lucky that I've played it my whole life, but whenever I've asked someone to go in for me in practice they tell me "i dont know how you do this, it's harder then it looks", so every position is important on a team. I grew up around football my whole life, and I think I know enough to know how important a portero is. I'm an Americanista, but even I know that they aren't doing anything right at the moment, he just needs to get out of there as fast as he can, it's not fun watching him make those impossible saves and then being scored on the next minute by some stupid mistake. So to answer your question, yea atletico is perfect for him.

Answer 4

Good Luck!I don't believe anyone can fit that bill.Are you perfect as well?You're going to be a spinster,an "old maid",a lonely old woman who collects cats.Why didn't you say some of those details the first time,like the bad boyfriends?You do have a right to expect high standards,but some of your requirements are personal preferences(eg:salad,fish,cargo pants,etc.)..Remember at the Alter it's"for better worse".No one can be all those things at all times.

Answer 5

1.Go to church every Sunday
2.blue eyes
3.6'1"
4.156 lbs
5Can
6.13
7.Old spice
8.Just washed it
9.am
10.no cavities *flashes smile*
11.just flashed it.:)
12.dont.


blah, blah...Am very respectful, LOVE football, San Fran is pathetic (Go STEELERS!),smart enough to hold a conversation/ spell correctly, eat healthy, am in great shape....HATE NASCAR. I meet like...everything but the salad. not a salad person. 101/102 aint bad, though.


EDIT: Gary s...your view of Biblical truths seems a fair bit skewed, judging by the statement about Adam and Eve...

Just look past the saladd.=P

Answer 6

Tell me you're joking! This person, man or woman does not exist. You'll have to date Jesus if you want to get this close to the perfect guy, and he doesn't even have all these qualities. You'll grow up to be an old maid! If he had all this going for him, I have a hunch after a week with you, he'd end up with only a 50% chance left!

Answer 7

umm........i agree with a lot of them. but some are a little too specific. "must like football"? i mean, so u won't like anyone who doesn't like football. i think u're zoning in on the tiny details. when u meet a good guy he's not going to be perfect. u're going to have to work at the relationship. it sounds like u want your true love to be a mirror of u! isn't that creepy? don't u want to be able to share your passions and learn from each other not be exactly the same?

Answer 8

I like your list and could probably meet up to 95% of what you are looking for. How did you come to write this?. I have great admiration for a woman who knows what she wants and an articulate it. It is a rare quality and makes me wonder what other qualitiies you have. I wrote a 7 page single space list of what I am looking for in a woman, You intersted in mine?.

Answer 9

Ok, well your expecting too much. No one is perfect. Although some of those points are very important others you will have to live without eg: Must like salad and must like fish, those are point less.

Answer 10

Unfortunately, U will be spending the rest of your life alone.

Feel sorry 4 the guy U fool into falling 4 U; hopefully his mom raised him right to single out controllers.