2007-12-14 16:01:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, but once, just to be a pain in the ***, I told them I would be happy to chat with them. Since I was going to take a bath anyway, I said they would have to sit in the bathtub with me. They left, and kept giving me odd looks. :P
2007-12-14 16:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by atheist 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have answered wrapped in a towel having jumped out of the shower because of the incessant ringing of the door bell..
Please people 1 maybe 2 rings then move on there is no need to spend 15 minutes on the porch ringing the bell, if I wanted to answer the door I would have done it by the 2nd ring...
If you do decide to spend the 15 minutes on the porch don't act surprised when I answer the door by saying "If you ring the bell again I will break your finger and shove it up your ****. It takes me about a minute to unlock the gun cabinet, load the deer rifle and get back to the door I suggest all I see upon my return is your backside as you high tail it for the hills."
Thanks :)
2007-12-15 00:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Mom got tired of some JW's that just wouldn't take No for an answer. Week after week they woke her up (she worked a night shift). A different set every week.
She happened to be awake when another pair of women got out of their car (mountains, isolated area) - and pulled off her pants (leaving underwear on), grabbed up an empty beer can from a friend being over the day before and her cigarette. She opened the door, listened to them say they wanted to "Share" and that they were her neighbors.
She repeated she didn't want to be bothered. They responded they wanted "to share." She said "I'm a lesbian and pagan, want to come in and share with me?"
They turned pale and ran for their car, no one came back to her door.
2007-12-15 00:06:43 · answer #3 · answered by Aravah 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol I loved reading answers more than answering this haha. I just say no very firmly and close the door and lock it. Once though my mom said to mormons "No thanks we aren't interested. And by the way we are all Roman Catholics." And shut the door. Kinda thing many have probably done. But I loved the cigarette one with a beer can haha. Where can I read more like this?!
2007-12-15 00:47:31 · answer #4 · answered by RJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know someone who answered the door when the Jehovah's Witnesses were knocking covered in blood and with a deer head in his hands.
I invited the JWs in once to see my housemate's 3' long iguana. They had a child who was very interested. We talked about the iguana and not the Bible.
2007-12-15 00:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by kriosalysia 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I did once consider inviting a couple of Mormon girls in one Saturday morning when I was dressed just in my bathrobe. We had just had a rather good night, and the living room was decorated with quite an impressive array of new stripper posters.
However, I was too hungover, and on the verge of puking, so I (moderately politely) sent them on their way.
2007-12-15 00:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-12-15 00:03:23 · answer #7 · answered by Arun Unni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but I did answer holding an 8inch dildo... I asked 'em,"Are you the boys from the agency? Great costumes!"
They stammered a few non words and left...
good fun
2007-12-15 00:04:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
No, but next time I'll do it in my boxers and a sword in my hand! haha
2007-12-15 00:05:41 · answer #9 · answered by runic111 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
plan on making me laugh when I knock on your door?
2007-12-15 00:12:44 · answer #10 · answered by aseptic technique 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋