A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together. They get back to his place,
and as he shows her around his
apartment. She notices that one wall of his
bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the
bedroom,
with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put
into organizing the display.
There were small bears all alongthe bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the
length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears runningall the
way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a
large collection of
Teddy Bears,
She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this
to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after
awhile, she finds herself thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' she turns to him
and kisses him
lightly on the lips
He responds warmly. they continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each
other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she
has ever known. After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together
in
the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,
Well,how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her,
strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes,
and says:
"Help yourself to any prize from
the middle shelf"
2007-12-14 15:17:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a great story!! funny!! thanks..
2007-12-16 08:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by Nurse Susie ♥ hugs 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I were her I'd smack him up side the head and not with the Teddy Bear. Somebody actually sent me an email about this. It really is funny. The middle shelf~~hmmmm
2007-12-14 23:26:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i was wondering why my wife came home last night with a stuffie that barely fit through the door...
thanks for clarifying!!!!
2007-12-15 10:04:05 · answer #3 · answered by charlton_g_w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be truly hilarious if I didn't know some men that were actually like this, sad cases they are too!! LMAO
2007-12-15 01:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good for you man!
2007-12-14 23:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol..if that really happened i would ask where he hammer prize was.
2007-12-14 23:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by ilovemessages 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
heh
2007-12-15 00:49:28 · answer #7 · answered by ILikePie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe...
that's cute...
2007-12-14 23:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by greeK_god_HirYu 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
awsome story!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-14 23:21:07 · answer #9 · answered by Politician 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋