"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
I think God is full of it don't you?
2007-12-14 14:22:13 · 25 answers · asked by Lady Monkey ! 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i think you missed off the sh
2007-12-14 20:55:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
God is said to dwell in light inaccessible.
2007-12-14 17:01:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor darling Pingu!
Still chasing the candle's flame but never getting nearer to the light!
2007-12-14 16:28:58 · answer #3 · answered by Christine H 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can you just imagine it, God said let their be light and the Sun appeared. Wow, He spoke the sun into existance. He spoke you into existance. We are all here because He created us, In the Bible in the book of Jeremiah it says in chapter 1 verse 5, Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations. Did you know the word womb is in the kjv Bible over 70 times. He new YOU before you were in the womb. Jesus Christ loves you very much, He gave his life for you on the Cross at Calvery, He washed away every sinful act you ever did there or ever will do, Jesus died as a perfect sacrificial Lamb once for all mankind. He did it so that we might spend eternity with Him in Heaven and not Hell. In order to get to Heaven we must believe in Jesus. I am praying right now that God will step in and get your electricity hooked up alot sooner. Have you prayed for it, Have you ever Prayed asking Him for help. Jesus wants to be involved in your life but you have to want him there, when something doesn't go your way you can blame God when you were not serving Him before things went bad. Its funny how we never think about God until it goes bad, I just pray Dear Lord you just show this person what you can do, in the name of Jesus Amen!!
2007-12-14 14:46:02 · answer #4 · answered by victor 7707 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I think God invented people and people invented the Electricity Board. :)
2007-12-14 15:20:16 · answer #5 · answered by Pat G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God really said this. God loves you so much and wants you to know that He sent Jesus to be your Saviour.
2007-12-14 14:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by zoril 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God still loves you. Even when you are in the dark like lost.
2007-12-14 14:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by Curtis 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God didnt say it, somebody said God said it.
2007-12-14 14:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by Music Is The World 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is the light of this world.
take heed that the light in you is not darkness
Luke 11:35
2007-12-14 14:26:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
At least He would never run out of credit in His power meter though.
2007-12-14 14:30:08 · answer #10 · answered by Kev 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes you are right the sun, moon and starts do belong to him and he commands their movement.
Yet he allows then to serve you.
Even in your rudeness.
2007-12-14 20:49:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋