A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.
With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.
The Irishman looked down the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey, too.
The next patron to come in was an ailing Italian with a hunched back, who moved very slowly.
He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti.
He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar.
The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, too.
The third patron to enter the bar was a redneck, who swaggered into the bar and hollered, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one! Hey, is that God's Boy down there?"
The barkeep nodded, so the redneck told him to give Jesus a cold one, too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!"
The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!"
The Italian felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.
Jesus walked toward the redneck, but the redneck jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't touch me! I'm drawing disability!"
2007-12-14 13:08:37 · 11 answers · asked by Silent Anger 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my God, it sounds like my aunt.
and my uncle, and my other uncle, and my grandma, and half my other relatives... lol!
2007-12-14 13:38:41 · update #1
You have some really great jokes and these are ones i never heard before thanks Kara
2007-12-14 14:49:34 · answer #1 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny because it's true. I know people that if confronted with this situation that would literally do just that. lol. star for you!
2007-12-14 13:14:06 · answer #2 · answered by Arica 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ahhaa thats a gooden lol
2007-12-14 13:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol you got your star
2007-12-14 13:29:44 · answer #4 · answered by beajay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eh, its alright. didn't make lol or rofl
2007-12-14 13:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by specialforces_bassist 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that so funny
2007-12-14 13:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by Lina1995_6 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that really was not funny
2007-12-14 14:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
fantastic..lol
2007-12-14 13:24:17 · answer #8 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i didnt get it..
2007-12-14 13:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by Emma♥'s David 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao...star.
2007-12-14 13:49:01 · answer #10 · answered by layanne1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋