Three men - a Canadian farmer, A Muslin fanactic and a
Texan are all waiting for a bus one day.
A moving van drives by and a beautiful lamp falls of the back, the three men rush to get the lamp, each with their own agenda.
As all three grab the lamp a genie pops out.
"I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for and the Canadian was gone.
The Muslin Fanactic was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels can come in our our precious land."
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries, and the Muslim Fanatic was gone.The Texan looking very perplexed says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall"
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet
high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a wide grin, and says to the genie, "Fill the interior of the walls with water."
2007-12-14 11:41:27 · 7 answers · asked by Jessie H 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one 5 stars
2007-12-14 11:45:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Water? So Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran all get flooded? Try harder next time.
2007-12-14 20:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Splash !
2007-12-14 19:53:14 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha good joke...it was pretty funny :D
2007-12-14 19:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mysteriouschik24 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!
2007-12-14 21:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...star.
2007-12-14 19:56:35 · answer #6 · answered by layanne1 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
RACIST!!!!!! not very funny
2007-12-14 19:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by rhpj30 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋