I know this joke has been posted before, but I would still like to tell it again. Tell me what you think of it and what your rating would be for it. Here is the joke:
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "
2007-12-14 11:09:20 · 14 answers · asked by layanne1 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!i wud rate it 10 out of 10 !!!
2007-12-14 22:53:16 · answer #1 · answered by mafia man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha well good i got a sex joke for you hope you like it :) on hearing that her grandad had just died kate went and visited her nan to comfort her when she asked how he died her nan replyed by sayin that he had had a heart attack while makin love 2 her kate said that it was silly that 2 old people where havin sex as it was askin for trouble her nan replyed by sayin that they used to do it to the slow pace of the church bells as it was just the right speed she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come along he would still be alive today'' :) xxx
2016-05-24 00:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-14 11:58:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is one Smart 6 year old!
2007-12-14 11:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by لا إله إلاَّ الله 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got lots of chuckles from me. And a star for u2!
2007-12-14 11:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by Petri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's great! I think I've heard it before, or a similar story.
2007-12-14 13:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by LINDA R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-12-14 11:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had heard it b4 but i had forgotten all about this joke.This is good hehehe...
2007-12-14 11:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by whatever 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is sooo funny! never heard it is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard!!!!
2007-12-14 12:18:59 · answer #9 · answered by Janay G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha... i never heard that one b4... it was funny 2 me
2007-12-14 11:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by Mia9413 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋