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After giving a speech at an elementary school, President Bush allows the kids to ask a few questions. One little boy, Billy, gathers the courage to raise his hand and asks, “How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the U.N.?”

Just as Bush begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they’ll continue afterward. Half an hour later the kids come back inside.

“Where were we?” says George. “Oh, yes - does anyone want to ask me anything?”

A different boy raises his hand and says, “I have three questions: First, why did you invade Iraq without support from the U.N.? Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And third, where the hell is Billy?”

2007-12-14 11:00:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

HAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow bush has stooped to a new low- and a child has outsmarted him! just scurry him off with the crowd, and noone will notice? i think not! have a star my freind. that was awesome!

2007-12-15 00:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 2 1

Billy was arrestet by the CIA ,and Mr . Bush didn´t found any answeres.

That´s the way life´s going on, Baby ( lol )

LG, Olli

2007-12-14 22:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Now that was funny! W surely must have had some handlers with him. There is no way in hell he could have dodged the bullet so quickly in the first place.

2007-12-14 19:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

When I read the Last Question, My Mouth Just Fell Open!
its still open! I think it might break off!
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

2007-12-14 19:32:25 · answer #4 · answered by لا إله إلاَّ الله 3 · 1 0

that 1 is funny unless u are a bush supporter lol

2007-12-14 20:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny!

2007-12-14 19:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by undeniablesmile 2 · 1 0

HAhahahaaaaaaaaa!!! Billy is missing!

2007-12-14 19:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by megnalon 4 · 2 0

That was hilarious!
One of my favorite new jokes. I have to tell my friends that one!

Where do you get all these funny jokes?

2007-12-14 19:34:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i actually LIKE Bush and find this Hella Funny! that was a good one!

2007-12-14 21:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by im doin just fine 2 · 1 0

LOL that was really funny, but some might find offensive.

2007-12-14 19:05:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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