And will God approve?
2007-12-14 10:36:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-12-14 10:44:10 · update #1
1. To make 911 a national holiday. 2. Change his name to 911 3. Change his birthday to 911. 4. Wear one size 9 and one size eleven shoe. 5. Retire the numbers 1 and 11. 6. Monogram all his shirts with "911 Hero" 7. Require Las Vegas to use 9/11 instead of 7/11. 9. This number has been retired by President Rudy. 10. Require Letterman to change to a top 9 or 11 list.
2007-12-14 10:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by Larry62 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think we should wait until that possibility happens before getting too ahead of ourselves. But by God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, Allah, Buddha, Mohammad, Vishnu, Zeus, Jupiter, Odin, Ra, Horus, Isis, Osiris, Hera, Ares, Apollo, Set, Bast, Amon, Mithra, Quetzacoatl, Juno, Mars, Ceres, Ouranos, Kronos, Gaia, Artemis, Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, Hades, Thor, Skadi, Aegir, Njord, Tyr, Freyja, Pluto, Janus, Neptune, Thoth, Nephthys, Anubis, Vesta, Aphrodite, Krishnu, Venus, and any others you can think of off the top of your head, that had better not happen!
2007-12-14 10:49:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
His goal will be to mention 9/11 approximately 911 times during his speeches.
2007-12-14 10:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by . 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-11 07:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cross-dressing will be required of all members of the Senate. All sessions of Congress will begin at 9:11.
2007-12-14 11:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he'll want to :
control fiscal spending
legalize woman's CHOICE to have abortion
legalize gay marriage
control immigration
he'll proably reduce america's national debt, if he died what he did when he was mayor of NYC.
god won't apprvoe of some of what he wants to do.. but other than the fact he wants to legalize woman's choice and gay marriage... i think he'd make a great president... he is defintely a good republican candidate. i'm a christian and i don't aggree with everything he does.. but he is better than cowboy moron.
2007-12-14 10:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
National Mini-skirt Fridays for the men!
2007-12-14 10:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by x2000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'll walk around with a bullhorn and a NY Yankees ball cap.
2007-12-14 10:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by gary.aldras 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anybody else seen his adds about Iran and Reagan? Scary - looks like a threat to go to war!
2007-12-14 12:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He actually stated that illegal immigrants aren't breaking any laws! I think he's perfect for the office of the President.
2007-12-14 11:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋