I mean I understand, I would develop a habit also if I could change my water to alcohol... But why would he hang around in seedy taverns?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff5FoGtAbro
2007-12-14 10:02:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Hey everybody, I found a thumb down troll... GUESS WHO!? And i am not saying that it's not Ann..
2007-12-14 10:13:51 · update #1
It's impossible to become an alcoholic on Manischevitz.
2007-12-14 19:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The idea of Jesus turning water into wine is a marvelous example of Roman Catholic literalism. The biblical reference refers to converting non believers to the doctrine of the Jerusalem church. The literalist tradition is alive and well here on Y/A where thousands upon thousands of educated Americans think nothing of believing that Jesus was the result of a virgin birth, the son of God, walked on water and generally carried on like a stone age superman.
2007-12-14 18:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, he was a traveling plumber.
And he also catered to roadside orange vendors with a Hispanic
background, hence the large Christian following in South America. Wait till the Spanish Inquisition gets you the rack for blasphemy.
2007-12-14 18:26:17 · answer #3 · answered by tyler durden Oƒƒicial 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's exactly the point. If I could say "Thai Stick" and have all my lawnmower clippings turn into primo sativa, I don't wanna hear any label like "ganja goof" because the same principle applies when a canine licks his private parts. We'd do it too if we were that flexible. Which we're not. Pity.
2007-12-14 18:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The word says Jesus turned the water into wine. Did not say anythang about him dranking it. I would have loved to tasted that wine though. I bet that was the best wine the world has ever known.
2007-12-14 20:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good question! Jesus was always drinking wine. That´s too bad. But any way, is a very hard issue due to religious people will be very offended, but not me.
I´m not religious and I agree with you. I think Jesus was this kind of person.
2007-12-14 18:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by beaver 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No of course Jesus was no alcoholic and I believe ol' Stooge knows it to. He is only cracking a joke, he can't help it, he was dropped on his head at birth, and it's been downhill ever since. Poor guy.
I like Stooge, I just hope for his sake that God has a sense of humor. LOL
2007-12-14 18:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yup, that song was equally funny and appalling - in an unintentional Ed Wood's kind of way. Definitely a nominee for worst song ever.
2007-12-15 03:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by Copper Cat 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i've always wondered the same thing... i guess with a power like that eh could be easy to abuse. and being the son of God, hhmmm seems a bit pressuring to me so i could see it, yeah.my savior was a a wine junky wwhhhoootttt! (i am protestant, not the Antichrist.)
2007-12-15 02:42:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You must read Robert Rankin's the Brightonomicon, he sure was. A comedy/sci fi- Gollanz fiction
www. orionbooks.co.uk
2007-12-14 18:37:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋