Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.
Q. What's better than a rose on your piano?
A. Tulips on your organ.
Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A. Twocanchew (two can chew).
Q. How do you teach a blond math?
A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root
her.
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged
Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A pen*s...even a thought can raise it.
Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and
a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.
Q. What does a female snail say during sex?
A. Faster, faster, faster!
2007-12-14 08:06:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha good jokes,,,,
2007-12-14 09:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey loved them all but I always say like the snail pls pls faster.here have a star.and will you make it fast.xxxxxxxx
HA HAHA HA HA.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-12-14 08:37:30 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good...very original
2007-12-14 09:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Speedstar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Very Good!!!! A star for you X
2007-12-14 09:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Unicorn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-14 21:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, I like them.
2007-12-14 08:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha they r hilarious
where the hell u get these stuff
hahaha, wonderful hahaha =D
2007-12-14 23:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, 10/10, very funny indeed.
2007-12-14 08:28:47 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-12-14 14:51:31 · answer #9 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....
ok, these were the best. i will have to share them with my bf, as he will love them as well. very well done!
2007-12-15 00:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ones!!! :D
2007-12-14 10:00:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋