10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMMMM..... I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When are you getting off today?
And the #1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:
1. It's not fair.......I do all the work while he just
sits there.
2007-12-14 08:06:31 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny & true.
2007-12-14 08:10:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
OMG, this why people passing by where staring at me, haha
i have to watch my mouth in the office
hahahahaha
i liked them all hahahaha
and the one by "bgbawlf" & "Madge the Impaler." The r also hilarious
hahaha, thx 4 the laugh hahaha ;))
2007-12-14 22:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great list. But you missed a few.
+) How do you unzip this?
+) I think that its broken, could you shake it for me?
+) Could you make it smaller? It won't fit my in in-box.
+) I don't think that you want this promotion badly enough. Ohhh, there you go.
+) Who ate my f#$king lunch?!? It had my name on it.
+) Have a great weekend, you god-damned douche bag.
+) If you go on Yahoo! Answers during work hours again, you are fired.
+) What? Ohh, that is Joe from Accounting. He just smells like that.
+) I need to go home and change my pants. Again.
2007-12-14 09:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by Madge the Impaler. 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha OMG, this why people passing by where staring at me, haha i have to watch my mouth in the office hahahahaha i liked them all hahahaha and the one by "bgbawlf" & "Madge the Impaler." The r also hilarious hahaha, thx 4 the laugh hahaha ;))
2016-04-09 03:19:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny #6 is the best
2007-12-15 13:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by Babette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what happened to???
1. why is your floppy so flimzy??
2. how do i stick my Hard Drive in your Case?
3. can you sharpen my pencil?
4. what position are you applying for?
2007-12-14 09:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by bgbadwlf 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
star awarde. 10/10. lol.
i use some "sound dirty but aren't really ",at home........now that's funny too, i have to apologise all the time.....haha
2007-12-14 08:32:20 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao good one
star4u
just proves to show how the human mind gets nastier everyday.
2007-12-14 08:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol sweets that happen to me all the time.xxxxx
2007-12-14 08:50:06 · answer #9 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-14 21:21:10 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! i work with a very corrupted man, he will love these, as i will just have to share them with him. GOOD WORK!!!!
2007-12-15 00:50:54 · answer #11 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋